So I guess you're not a bot.

 

Excellent. 

This means you've passed the first test... and know how to read instructions.   

Now all that's left to do before I put your name on the VIP waitlist, is to go back to your inbox and answer the questions in the email I'm sending you now, titled: "Do you MET these requirements?"

It's just 3 easy questions. 

And once I personally review your answers, I'll get you on that VIP waitlist. 

Go answer those questions! What are you waiting for? A hug?